A Splinter a Day Keeps the Boredom Away — Woodworker Identity Tee

Shop life isn’t dull—splinters prove you’re building. This tee salutes hands-on makers who’d rather smell sawdust than scroll. Wordplay for people who actually work the grain.

Why Woodworkers Love It

• Shop-humor, maker-first: A wink only wood people really get.
• Everyday ready: Wear it in the shop, at the yard, or with the crew.
• Conversation starter: Expect nods from fellow makers.
• Gift-proof: Birthdays, Father’s Day, or “just because.”

Who It’s For

Carpenters, furniture makers, DIY shop rats—anyone who speaks kerf, grain direction, and 240-grit.

Wear It With Pride

From rough milling to finish day, this tee is a badge for people who build, fix, and learn by doing.

Materials — Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton

The Gildan 5000 is a dependable classic designed for everyday wear and crisp printing results.

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton, tightly knit for sharp print detail and long-lasting color.
• Construction: Seamless body (no side seams) for a smoother fit.
• Reinforcement: Taped neck and reinforced shoulders to hold shape through repeated washes.
• Comfort: Tear-away label to reduce irritation.

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