Life Is a Birch, Then You Dye — Woodworker Identity Tee

Wordplay for people who actually finish wood. This tee nods to birch, blotch control, and the moment you commit to dye. It’s shop humor that only makers truly get.

Why Woodworkers Love It

• Finish-nerd approved: Birch, dye, grain prep—the joke lands if you’ve been there.
• Signals identity: Says “I build and finish,” not just “I like wood.”
• Everyday ready: Wear it in the shop, at the yard, or out with the crew.
• Gift-proof: Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or “just because.”

Who It’s For

Furniture makers, carpenters, turners, DIY shop rats—anyone who speaks blotch, shellac, and 240-grit.

Wear It With Pride

From surface prep to that first even pass of dye—this tee is a badge for people who respect the process.

Materials

Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric options:

• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Ash & Heather Prism: 99% Airlume cotton / 1% polyester.
• Heather & Solid Blend: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
• Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.

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